I am not a person,
I’m 10 gerbils in a dress.
And although we’re very careful
We do sometimes make a mess
But we’ll give you forehead kisses
If you’re feeling any stress
Oh, I am not a person,
I’m 10 gerbils in a dress
– Kate
I am not a person,
I’m two very silky cats.
We like brushing out our hair
and watching reruns of All That.
We pay for our own kibble
filming ASMR at the laundromat.
For I am not a person,
I’m two very silky cats.
– Mer
I am not a person
i am two stoats in some sweats
and though we’re often lost
we’re never here to fret
we like beer and we like fire,
we’re kind of a hot mess
because I am not a person
I’m two stoats in some sweats
– Bears
I am not a person,
Just a horny little guy
And I hope you feel no disrespect
When I give you the eye
I will flirt with you and all your friends –
At least I’m gonna try
But I’m not trying to scare you
I’m just a horny little guy
– Kate
I am not a person
Just a pile of sad cells
We seem mostly put together
But we are living in hell
We try to work together
But we don’t really gel
Cause I am not a person
Just a pile of sad cells
– Tim
I am not a person
I’m an empty fucking shell
I don’t know where it all went wrong
But nothing in here dwells
I think I hide it carefully
But everyone can tell
I am not a person
I’m an empty fucking shell
– Brad
I am not a person
I am teardrops in the rain
I’ve seen attack ships at Tannhauser
I cannot quite feel pain
When I am dead and gone will all these memories remain?
You deny that I’m a person
I am teardrops in the rain.
– Brad
I am not a person
I’m two beavers wearing thongs
We see ourselves as engineers
But we’d be fucking wrong
Our work is all unpermited
Our PPE is gone
Cause I am not a person
I’m two beavers wearing thongs
– Tim
I am not a person
I’m a duck inside a truck
I don’t know how I got here
But it seems that I am stuck
This heap is leaking fluids
And the clutch is double-fucked
For I am not a person
I’m a duck inside a truck
– Brad
I am not a person
I’m a grizzlie in a towel
Please don’t take it personallie
if everie word’s a growl
I’m trying to be honest,
that’s my face and not a scowl,
but I am not a person
I’m a grizzlie in a towel
– Bear
I am not a person
I’m a-mouldering in my grave
Virginians hung me just because I sought to free the slave
I felt my words were not enough
I switched to my grenades
Now I am not a person
I’m a-mouldering in my grave
-Brad
I am not a person
I’m some paperwork in jeans
and yes I read your email
but I’m not sure what it means.
I write care plans and make phone calls,
I document vaccines,
because I am not a person
I’m some paperwork in jeans
-Bear
I am not a person,
I’m a walrus wearing shades
I think I’m quite convincing,
but the tusks give me away
I have to take my leave now
I’m afraid I cannot stay
For I am not a person
I’m a walrus wearing shades
– Kate
I am not a person
I am made of pure caffeine.
My adrenaline is spiking.
I am chasing dopamine.
I swear I’m trying to calm my tits
before this gets obscene
But I am not a person
I am made of pure caffeine.
-Kate
I am not a person,
but I see why you’re confused.
I cannot tell you what I am,
though you would be amused
Sadly, if I tell you, then a contest I would lose
Just know, I’m not a person,
but I see why you’re confused.
– Kate
I am not a person,
I’m a contemplative sweater.
And I swear that once I sort my thoughts
My rhyming will be better.
It’s hard, you see, to be laundry,
And to also sound so clever.
‘Cause I am not a person,
But a contemplative sweater.
– Mer
I am not a person
I’m a waffle on a plate
I soaked in so much syrup
That I’m in a soggy state
I should have stopped and ate a meal
But now I’m stuck at Tait
Cause I am not a person
I’m a waffle on a plate
-Tim
I am not a person
I’m a sleepie group of newts
we’re mostlie up for anything,
we think that we’re a hoot,
but we don’t stay out late
so we’ve reallie gotta scoot.
I am not a person
I’m a sleepie group of newts
-Bear