Fuckin’ and Eatin’

I should take all my relationship advice from Chris Rock…

"In a good relationship you’re always bored."
"In a bad relationship you’re excited because you never know what’s going to happen."

"A relationship is all fucking and eating."
"If you don’t like eating with someone or fucking them then you shouldn’t be together."

"If you’ve never contemplated murder then you’ve never been in love."
 

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Opinions are my own. Facts are poorly checked. (Unless cited.) Use your brains.
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